Eurovision 2024 -1st Batch 🇫🇷🇦🇱🇨🇿🇸🇮🇮🇪🇱🇺

We are back for another season of Eurovision, and this year we are heading to Malmö, Sweden 🇸🇪. As countries begin to select their songs, I'm going to do a brief recap of what I think of the 'current' songs.

For this recap, I'm going to chat about (in no particular order): France 🇫🇷, Czechia 🇨🇿, Albania 🇦🇱, Slovenia 🇸🇮, Ireland 🇮🇪, and Luxembourg 🇱🇺 (where have they been?)

Like last year, I'm gonna do follow this mode of attack:

  1. Review songs in batches of 5 or 6 rather than doing a country-by-country recap.

  2. Watch the national selection final (or internal selection) once or twice.

  3. Not constantly listen to the songs until we get into semifinal week.

Reasons 1-2: For this edition, I don't have time to write 35+ posts (one per country) before getting into the actual contest. Also, what's the point of doing an in-depth or half-assed review (depending on how much free time I have) before the delegations either revamp the song and/or the performance? Reason 3: I don't want to get tired of the songs before the contest. A couple of Eurovisions ago, I noticed that I was pretty much over the songs that were released early in the national final (January/February) season by April.

Kwame's Current Rankings:

Like always, I'll use my cheezy Eurovision meter to rate the songs.

 

Alright let's get started:

France 🇫🇷: Slimane — Mon Amour (My Love)

Internal Selection – Performance (link: ***)

 
 

Ok, so this is not a live performance of the song (in the technical sense), but word on the street says the video is a live version of song. I know that we are only six songs into the season, but I have a feeling this one is going to stay in my top 10 (maybe even in my top 5 or 3). There is no question that Slimane has an AMAZING voice. But for me, it’s the rawness of his voice that pulls me into the song/performance. This definitely is song that you feel rather than listen to… or at least it is for me. I think the rawness in and power of his voice really drives the emotions of the song home. In fact, I have to listen to this 2-3 times in a row before moving to the next one. Actually, I kind of wish that France released the song later in the season, so it would have a greater impact. That said, France definitely set a high bar with the first song of the ESC2024 season. Actually, since Slimane is a popular artist in France, lemme check out some of his other music.

Ok on to the next.

Albania 🇦🇱: Besa — Zemrën N’dorë (Heart in Hand)

National Selection Performance – Festivali i Këngës (link: ***)

 
 

A few seconds into the performance, she seemed really nervous, which affected her vocal. Ok, we have a little bit of a rap/spoken word bridge with an uptempo beat. I dunno. During my first listen, this “rap” seemed a bit out of place, but I think it can work here. Also, it kind of elevates the typical ballad by adding a something somewhat unique. She might have to consider another outfit because she almost tripped on her dress, BUT she recovered very well. I wonder if she is going to have more folks on the stage for the actual Eurovision performance. Overall, great job from one of my favorite counties in the contest. I guess it’s one of my favorite countries, because they always send someone (male or female) who screams . . . and I do love a controlled (or even an uncontrolled) scream. 😉 In fact someone made a Youtube video about, you guessed it, Albania Screaming for 4 Minutes in Eurovision.

 

Czechia 🇨🇿: AIKO — Pedestal

National Selection Performance – Selectiva Nationala (link: ***)

 
 

I think the sound quality of venue where the national selection was held is a bit raggedy AF. Unfortunately, this snafu does not really highlight AIKO vocals. Ok, girlfriend needs to work on her breath control or stop jumping around so much. Wait, is she saying “f*ck myself on a pedestal”? I might have to look up these lyrics. Oh, nevermind, she said I need to learn to put myself on a pedestal. Hey, and she’s right. We all need to put ourselves on pedestals. ;) In the performance, she is doing too d*mn much for no d*mn reason. Also, why does the song ends so abruptly? It looks like the performance is about 2:30, so she has 30 seconds to add some things . . . or take some things out like that random off-key scream. In its current state, the song is a bit of an erratic mess, which necessarily is not a bad thing. BUT they have some time to work out the rough edges and elevate the staging a bit. Actually, since it gives garage rock band (IMO), perhaps, they don’t need to elevate the staging that much. The sound reminds of my Jack and coke / CBGB’s NYC days. Perhaps, I should have had a PBR or a Miller High Life while watching the video to enjoy the song more.

Slovenia 🇸🇮: Raiven — Veronika

Internal Selection Music Video - (link ***)

 
 

Awww shucks. We don’t have a live vocal for this one, so my 3 hearts probably would have been 4 hearts. I’m kind of speechless . . . in a good way. Why? I don’t know exactly what to think about this one, but I definitely can work with it. While the song isn’t mind blowing (IMO), I was captivated by the visual of the video so much that I wasn’t paying attention to the song that much. I think this will be a case where the staging will have to carry the song through the semi finals.

Ireland 🇮🇪: Bambie Thug — Doomsday Blue

National Selection Performance — Eurosong 2024 (link: ***)

 
 

What in Elvira Mistress of Darkness hell is this? I’m sorry, but this really isn’t my cup of tea. I just . . . don’t . . . get . . . it. Is she gonna sing at some point, or are we doing spoken word for three minutes? Then again, I guess one really doesn’t really have time to sing when you are going for something a bit counterculture . . . I think. While the song clearly is not for me, I will give Bambie Thug an A+ for the creativity and uniqueness in this video. Then again, clearly I’m missing something because most folks in the fandom really likes this song and performance. I will give Ireland props for thinking outside of the box for this one. Since they have not qualified for the final since Eurovision 2018, maybe Bambie Thug and her alternative performance will get Ireland to the final.

Luxembourg 🇱🇺: Tali — Fighter

National Selection Performance – Luxembourg Song Contest (link: ***)

First, welcome back to the contest, Luxembourg. Luxembourg last time in the contest was during Eurovision 1994. Overall, I think Fighter is a mid-level song because of the decent vocals, staging, and dancing. While it’s nothing that we haven’t seen in the contest, I think it’s moderate enough to qualify (coupled with Luxembourg returning to the contest…well, maybe). Also, Tali has plenty of time to clean up the vocals and some of the choreography. I noticed that she had some breath control issues with the singing and dancing especially with the uptempo french, french, french, french part. Ok, I looked the lyrics for the really fast part: J’avoue, j’avoue je sais pas. J’veux tout et rien à la fois. J’finirai complètement folle. Et voilà (I admit, I admit that I don’t know. I want everything and nothing at the same time. I’ll end up completely crazy. And that’s it). HA! That sounds like me when I visit the the kitchen for late-night snacking.

Up Next:

That’s it for now, let’s see what the next batch of songs will bring. Looking at the national selection final calendar, it looks like the next batch will include: Ukraine 🇺🇦, Norway 🇳🇴, Malta 🇲🇹, Spain 🇪🇸, Israel 🇮🇱.

 

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Eurovision 2023 Song Review: 6th (and the last) Batch: 🇵🇹🇸🇪🇦🇿🇬🇷🇦🇲🇬🇪

As I mentioned in a previous post, we are back for another season of Eurovision. As countries begin to select their songs, I’m going to do a brief recap of what I think about the ‘current’ songs.

We’ve made it to the end. My song reviews for Eurovision 2023 will conclude with Portugal, Sweden, Azerbaijan, Greece, Armenia, and Georgia.

Current ranking:

 

PORTUGAL 🇵🇹: MIMICAT — AI CORAÇÃO

National Selection – Festival Da Canção (***)

 
 

Ok, I kind of cheated with this one because I accidentally watched Mimicat’s national selection performance. Right now, I absolutely love this song – it’s upbeat, fun, and catchy with a taste of kitsch. I definitely kept my hands clapping and feet tapping throughout the entire song. I’m pleasantly surprised with this entry because Portugal tends to send sad, slow, and/or somewhat depressing songs to the contest, so this is a well-received breath of fresh air. Oh, there is a lovely sustained note at the end of the song, which I really hope Mimicat can still pull off in May. I have a feeling that this one will firmly stay in my top ten.

SWEDEN 🇸🇪: LOREEN — TATTOO

National Selection Performance – Melodifestivalen (***)

 
 

The queen of Eurovision (according to some) is back. Why is Loreen considered the queen of Eurovision? Although she won Eurovision 2012 with her song Euphoria, some consider her the queen because Euphoria has come in 1st place for the past 10 ten years on the ESC Top 250 countdown. The song was dethroned this past year by Chanel (Spain) SloMo, which came in 3rd place during ESC 2022. Overall, I think it’s a great song; however, I expect a little more from Loreen. While they are two different songs, Tatto (structurally) reminds me of Euphoria. I guess this is a case of if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it since Euphoria won back in 2012. I will say that I’m very impressed with how well Loreen’s vocals have held up over the last decade.

AZERBAIJAN 🇦🇿: TURALTURANX — TELL ME MORE

Internal Selection – Music Video (***)

 
 

I’m gonna say that I feel tricked. 😉 Due to many years of criticism for using non-Azerbaijani songwriters, we were told that this year’s submission would be authored by folks from Azerbaijan. Perhaps, this was my own ignorance, but I assume this meant they were going to send an ethnic bop, not a pretty general pop-rock song. I think Azerbaijan had an excellent opportunity to send something quite unique for this year’s contest especially since last year’s mid-tempo song received zero televotes in its semifinal. Overall, I don’t think this year’s song is bad at all, but it’s leaving me underwhelmed. That said, I don’t think it is the weakest song in the bunch. For instance, this is a great song to include in a long road trip playlist. I guess we’ll see what they bring to the stage for this one.

Conspiracy alert: See Azerbaijan think that they are slick. If this song does not do well in this year’s contest, I think they’ll use this as a reason to hire songwriters outside of Azerbaijan (e.g. Sweden) for future Eurovisions.

GREECE 🇬🇷: VICTOR VERNICOS — WHAT THEY SAY

Internal Selection – Music Video (***)

 
 

Wow, I cannot believe this impressive voice is coming from someone who is only 16-years old. I wish that my voice was that deep at 16 years old. Awesome, deep voice aside, I gotta say that the song does nothing for me right now. For some reason, I just could not get into the song, and it simply feels flat tp me. Maybe this will change over the next couple of months.

ARMENIA 🇦🇲: BRUNETTE — FUTURE LOVER

Internal Selection – Music Video (***)

 
 

Ok, I’m sooooooo loving this one from Armenia. With the softness, but edginess of her voice, she reminds me a bit of Lana Del Rey (who I love). Extra points for having a bit of Armenian in the song something else that I also love. For songs submitted in English, I wish more contestants would incorporate some of their national language(s) into the song. Eh, I guess this will be the hill that I die on. While I pretty much love everything about this song, I think it takes too long to get into the faster part of the song. If they do a revamp, they probably should shave off 30 seconds of the slower part.

THE UK 🇬🇧: MAE MULLER — I WROTE A SONG GEORGIA 🇬🇪: IRU — ECHO

Internal Selection – Music Video (***) Internal Selection – Music Video (***)

 
 

Last but not least, we have Georgia. I was hoping to wrap up this series of reviews on a positive note, but here we are. Ok, I love the musical arrangement, styling, and lyrics, but I really dislike her voice. It’s a bit too high-pitched for me. Honestly, I probably would have given this one 2 hearts if they released the instrumental to the song. IMO, Iru is not a bad singer; I simply don’t like the tone in which she sings this song.

 

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