Eurovision Song Contest (ESC) 2022 Recap

 
 

We finally made it to the end of yet another Eurovision season. Bring one the PED (post-Eurovision Depression). Rather than doing a whole review of the grand final (I think that still haven’t uploaded a recap of the second semifinal), I figure that I’ll just throw out some random thoughts and my opinions about this year’s contest. Ok . . . here goes.

 

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-I gotta give a huge shout-out to the UK and Spain who came in 2nd and 3rd place, respectively. Why not give a shout-out to the winners of the contest as your first random thought? Over the past decade (and then some) the UK and Spain consistently have been at the bottom of the scoreboard.

 
 

I do not have the exact numbers on my right now, but Chanel (Spain) received more points this year than all of the Spanish contestants for the past 1.5 decades. Hopefully, their finish will garner more interest in the contest from potential performers. There is talk that RTVE (Spain) is going to expand Benidorm Fest, which is now Spain’s selection for Eurovision.

 
 

-I have to congratulate Ukraine on their win. While I am not super ecstatic about their win, it was awesome to see Europe (at least through the televote) stand with Ukraine. Since the final, there has been a lot of talk saying that Ukraine won only because of the Russian invasion. Ok, I’m not going to say that the invasion was the primary reason for its win, but I definitely helped. While they sent a decent song, which fused Ukrainian/Eastern European folk and rap music, I’m not sure they would have received the massive amount of televotes if the country was invaded by Russia.

-Break down of scores from the top five countries (Ukraine, the UK, Spain, Sweden, and Serbia). Full results can be found at Eurovision World

-While the contest was plagued with a lot of technical and organizational issues, I think Italy did a decent job with the final. Put it like this, if I had not been following the contest over the past few months, I would not have known any of these issues (eg the kinetic sun).

-In the same vein, I thought the hosts (Mika, Laura, and Alessandro) did a wonderful job. I have been of Laura Pausini’s music since the early 2000s, so I guess she can do no wrong in my eyes.

-LOL at this Tweet. While I did not include my favorite ESC2022 countries in my Twitter handle, my frequently used emojis list looks pretty “interesting”. Looks like I chatted quite a bit about France, Norway, Azerbaijan, the UK, Cyprus, N. Macedonia, Albania, Ukraine, Croatia, Latvia, Spain, Czech Republic, and Switzerland.

 
 

-Because of the massive amount of televotes that Ukraine received, it “threw” off the results a little . . . for me. I was shocked that some of my favorites received so little televotes eg Greece (57 points), the Czech Republic (5 points), and Australia (2 points).

-Jury vote shocks: I have to say that my jaw dropped when I learned that Poland received only 46 jury votes because Ochman probably was one of the best (technical) singers of this year’s contest. I think the staging and the weird camera effects with the “dementors” really hurt him. Similar male vocalists did decent with the jury vote [eg Australia (123 points) and Azerbaijan (103 points)] so it must have been the weird and distracting staging.

-While Belgium did not do THAT bad by coming in 19th place (59 jury points and 5 televotes), I was a bit disappointed with the performance. I felt like the staging and performance did not do the song any justice. To be perfectly honest, I was surprised that he made it out of the qualifying round. I know Belgium had to change the staging days before Eurovision week started, but so did all the other countries that were affected by the “faulty” stage design. The song, Miss You, is an uptempo R&B song so I expected a bit more intricate choreography. Since I recently learned that he is a professional soccer player, I think he could have handled more choreography while maintaining his vocals.

-Moldova and Serbia did a wonderful job and were the crowd favorites. This year, I watched the final at a bar and EVERYONE was dancing during Moldova’s and Serbia’s performances.

-Speaking of viewing the contest. Next year, I think I might watch the final at home. I guess Eurovision is becoming more popular in the States (or at least in NYC) so there were at least seven bars in NYC showing the final this year, which is great. Last year, I think only one or two bars showed the final. I watched the final at Hardware Bar, which was a decent spot, but there were so many people there that I could hardly hear the songs.

-While it was hard to hear the songs (especially the ballads), I did have a nice time celebrating with fellow Eurovision fans.

-I guess one benefit of watching Eurovision on the East Coast: you can rewatch the show on the same night. For us, the 4-hour contest starts at 3 pm so the show is done by 7-7:30 pm (Eastern Time). This year the husband had to work, so I rewatched it again with him at home when he arrived around 9:30 pm.

-While there was a lot of drama this year, I still really want to see a Eurovision in person. Maybe not a grand final, but definitely a semifinal or a jury show.

-While Ronela (Albania’s artist) did not make it to the final, she definitely made Eurovision interesting.

 
 

This was in response to some folks hating on her outfits for her performance.

-I was so happy that Iceland qualified. On the other side of the fence, I was quite disappointed with Cyprus’ performance. While the song is nice (IMO), unfortunately, Andromache just did not deliver vocally.

-Unfortunately, due to irregular voting patterns, six countries (Azerbaijan, Georgia, Montenegro, Poland, Romania, and San Marino) from the 2nd semifinal round were DQ’d from voting in both the semifinal and the final. The weird thing is the six countries were not notified that their real votes would not be used minutes before they were supposed to announce their votes in the final. In cases of suspicious voting patterns, the European Broadcasting Union (EBU) uses an aggregate scoring method. While this DQ probably would not have drastically affected the contestants in the final, I wonder if it affected who was supposed to qualify or not qualify in the 2nd semifinal.

-Countries whose live performances really elevated their songs based on my personal preferences: Denmark (those young ladies were having a blast on the stage); Azerbaijan (that vocal near the end of the song was AMAZING), Spain, the UK, Iceland, Armenia, Moldova, Romania, and even Bulgaria.

-Countries whose live performances left me underwhelmed: Poland (man, this one was one of my favorite songs), Belgium (mentioned this earlier), Norway, France, and Estonia. For me, Stefan (Estonia) was doing too much of this “let me hear you sing”. Um, YOU are here to sing . . . not the audience. This is one of my pet peeves when artists do this.

-At least we did not have to see this guy during this year’s contest.

 
 

Måns Zelmerlöw is to Eurovision as Mariah Carey’s All I Want for Christmas is to the Christmas season.

-Now that Eurovision is over, I’m like my girl from Serbia: I šta ćemo sad? = What happens now?

 
 

Eurovision Song Contest (ESC) – 30 Days of ESC

Preface:

Over the past 30 days, I have been doing this 30 Day of Eurovision challenge. Folks who follow me on Instagram probably have seen this challenge on my IG stories. For this challenge, participants had to make selections based on the daily topic.

Before I get into the nitty-gritty of the challenge:

Now that all of the songs have been selected and the Eurovision preparties, here are my top 10 (the rankings for all 40 songs are a the end of this entry. The preparties were an opportunity for the artists to perform their songs at various concerts. I believe there were five preparty concerts, which were held in Barcelona, London, Amsterdam, Tel Aviv, and Madrid.

 
 

Day 1. Best Central Europe: Poland – Ochman’s River (Youtube vid: ***). Originally, this went to the Czech Republic, but the WE ARE DOMI’s lead signer vocals have been pretty off during the preperties.

Day 2. Best Nordic: Sweden  – Cornelia Jakobs‘ Hold Me Closer  (Youtube vid: ***). At first, this song bugged the hell out of me (I think because of her vocal fry style of singing), but it has grown on me and is inching its way into my top 10.

Day 3. Best Pop Song: Spain  – Chanel’s Slo Mo  (Youtube vid: ***). I’m keeping my fingers crossed, but I think Chanel and her booty hypnotic will give Spain its best placement in a very long time. Random trivia: the main writer of the song originally wanted J Lo to record it, but she declined.

Day 4. Best Non-European: I guess this one is between Israel and Australia, but I gave this spot to Israel’s  Michael Ben David’s I.M  (Youtube vid: ***). That said, I’m not a huge fan of either song.

Day 5. Best Western Europe: Spain  – Chanel’s Slo Mo (Youtube vid: ***).

Day 6. Best Ballad: Poland  – Ochman’s River (Youtube vid: ***).

Day 7. Best Male Vocal: Poland  – Ochman’s River (Youtube vid: ***). Since I’ve mentioned Poland a few times, my best male vocal runner-ups are Sam Ryder’s Space Man (the UK; Youtube vid: ***) and Jérémie Makiese’s Miss You (Belgium; Youtube vid: ***).

Day 8. Best Female Vocal: Greece  – Amanda Tenfjord’s Die Together  (Youtube vid: ***). Until recently, it was Montenegro’s  Breathe by Vladana; however, Vladana has had a couple of disappointing performances, and I’m not sure if she can really sing live.

Day 9. Best Caucus: Armenia  – Rosa Linn’s Snap  (Youtube vid: ***). While the music video reminds me of the movie, Up, this song a steadily crept into my top 15. I’m not a huge fan of the other songs from the Caucus countries (Azerbaijan and Georgia).

Day 10. Best National Song: N/A, because I did not watch all of the national finals.

Day 11. Best National Final: See Day 10.

Day 12. Your Last Place: Switzerland – Marius Bear’s Boys Do Cry  (Youtube vid: ***). I’m sorry, but this song does nothing for me. Actually, I take that back a bit. While the song is not horrible, it’s just not as good (IMO) as the other 39 songs. Of course, this all could change depending on how he performs the song during Eurovision week.

Day 13. Worst Vocal (man some of these categories are kind of mean): Georgia  – Circus Mircus’s Lock Me In  (Youtube vid: ***). Thinking about this, I don’t think the band has the worst vocal, but the song is not really my cup of tea.

Day 14. Best Lyrics: Sweden  – Cornelia Jakobs‘ Hold Me Closer  (Youtube vid: ***). As someone who has been in a relationship that he should not have been in, this song really hit home.

Day 15. Potential Shock Non Qualifier: Ukraine  – Kalush Orchestra’s Stefania  (Youtube vid: ***). While the song is not horrible, I think this group will receive a lot of sympathy votes . . . and I’ll leave it at that.

Day 16. Potential Shock Qualifier: Iceland  – Systur’s Með Hækkandi Sól  (Youtube vid: ***) While I love this song, the fact that it is a very slow ballad and will be sung in Icelandic may not resonate with ESC audiences. That said, I hope I’m wrong because I would love to see this group in the final. If they make it to the final, I have a feeling that they will be in the bottom five.

Day 17. Potential Dead Last: Bulgaria  – Intelligent Music Project’s Intention  (Youtube vid: ***). I gave the group this position because it seems as if 90% of the ESC fandom hates this song. To be perfectly honest, I do not think the song is THAT bad because it has made it onto a couple of my running playlists. However, I will agree with folks saying that the song is a bit generic and dated. Being that this song was the first released for the new ESC2022 season, I feel that a lot of folks wanted an amazing song to kick off Eurovision’s national section season.

Day 18. Potential Last in Final: Skipped because how can I pick who is going to be last in the final unless I know who is going to be in the final.

Day 19Best Big Five: the UK  – Sam Ryder’s Space Man  (Youtube vid: ***). I will say that the Big Five really brought their A-game to Eurovision this year. Actually, I take that back. The Big Five with the exception of Germany brought their A-game; Germany brought their C minus-game. Remember the Big Five (France, Germany, Italy, Spain, and the UK) are the countries that contribute the most financially to the contest.

Day 20. Potential Winner: Poland  – Ochman’s River  (Youtube vid: ***). Krystian’s vocals have been on point in the various pre Eurovision parties. While I think he is the best singer technically, I feel that he might have some issues connecting with the audience during his live performance.

Day 21. Biggest Disappointment: Georgia (again)  – Circus Mircus’ Lock Me In (Youtube vid: ***). While the song is not a huge disappointment, I think they were doing too much without really bringing anything to the table. A few reasons: A) This seems to be a group that tried to be secretive in order to gain more interest, but I think it’s backfiring; B) Releasing a “video” with a black screen as a sign of protest against Russia’s invasion of Ukraine (kind of weird because the group that’s representing Ukraine released a video for its song); and C) The video that they released was pretty lame.

Day 22. Biggest Surprise: Ukraine  – Alina Pash’s Shadows of Forgotten Ancestors  (Youtube vid: ***). The surprise was her withdrawal from the contest because she illegally traveled to Crimea a few years back, which is a no-no for Ukrainian citizens. To be perfectly honest, I think this song would have performed very well in the contest even without sympathy votes due to Russia’s invasion of Ukraine. Since Alina had to withdraw, Kalush Orchestra took her spot because the group came in second place in Ukraine’s national final. Random thought: I wonder if the folks from Kalush Orchestra told some Ukrainian official about Alina’s travels to Crimea. 

Day 23. Opinion about the Logo: Um, I do not really have an opinion. Actually, I do have a couple of opinions. 1. Why is the sponsor’s branding just as large as the contest’s logo? 2. Did they get the inspiration for the contest’s logo from Efendi’s (Azerbaijan) staging for Mata Hari from last year’s contest?

Day 24. Best Eurovision Country: Based on historical data, I will have to go with Ireland because they have the most wins with seven victories. In fact, Ireland won the contest three years in a row back in the 90s. Not to be a complete hater, I think most of those wins can be attributed to the old rule that countries had to sing in one of their official languages, and Ireland always submitted songs in English. Not saying that a song sung in English will give a country a win, but I think songs in English and French definitely have a bit of an advantage (at least in the old days).

Day 25. Most Staging Potential: The UK  – Sam Ryder’s Space Man (Youtube vid: ***). Word on the ESC streets says that there is a massive staging plan for Ryder’s performance. In fact, his staging will have to travel by ship from the UK to continental Europe and by cargo truck to Turin, Italy.

Day 26. Best Native Language: Serbia  – Konstrakta’s In Corpore Sano  (Youtube vid: ***). You have Serbian and Latin in Eurovision. What more can you ask for? Well, maybe Azerbaijan sending a song in Azerbaijani ;). Word on the street is this will be the first time an ESC song will contain a verse in Latin.

Day 27: Best Band: Moldova  – Zdob şi Zdub & Advahov Brothers’ Trenuleţul  (Youtube vid: ***). Just because Moldova always brings something zany and fun. Also, I like the folk/polka/rock fusion aspect of the musical arrangement even if the lead singer sings the song like he’s calling BINGO numbers. There’s even a viral dance for the song (Youtube vid: ***).

Day 28. Worst National Final: N/A because I did not watch any of the finals.

Day 29. Best Solo Artist: Albania  – Ronela’s Sekret (Youtube vid: ***). This is a tough one because I did not want to make this selection purely on singing ability. That said, I gave this spot to Ronela because she seems to have it all as a performer – a decent vocal, a catchy/pop-friendly song, a great stage presence, a nice personality, and that “je ne sais quoi”. If Eurovision had a Miss/Mr. Congeniality award, I would be shocked if she did not win it.

Day 30. Your Winner: At this point, I guess that it is pretty clear that I hope this will go Poland – Ochman’s River.

My ranking for all 40 songs:

Eurovision Song Contest (ESC) – My Growers

Preface:

Now, that we are ramping up to ESC2022 (I believe that we are less than 30 days away), I figure that I could quickly mention a few songs that have grown on me over the past few months (actually over the past few days/weeks). This is the first time that I’ve experienced growers before ESC because it is my first year following ESC during national selection season. In the past, I pretty much only listened to the songs during the semifinals and final rounds so my growers would happen after ESC. It’s kind of funny that I’m beginning to love the songs that I originally hated (or rather, that I did not care for) and vice versa. So here are my top growers.

Andromache – Ela – Cyprus 🇨🇾

I do not know; this song is just a vibe for me.

Cornelia Jakobs – Hold Me Closer – Sweden 🇸🇪

I will be honest that I did not like this song because it seems like everyone automatically falls in love with anything (good or bad) that Sweden sends to Eurovision. After forcing myself to listen to this one, it definitely reminds me of a time when I was in a relationship that my a** had no business being in. It’s a sappy song without being too sappy.

Krystian Ochman – River - Poland 🇵🇱

This song always has been in my top 10. After hearing his live vocals at a few of the pre-Eurovision parties/concerts, this song is firmly cemented in my #1 spot. At these parties/concerts, he did an amazing job with very limited staging and sound, so I’m sure he will kill it on the big stage in Turin.

S10 – De Diepte – the Netherlands 🇳🇱

This is a very recent grower for me. By very recent, I mean that I really started getting into De Diepte this past Tuesday. This song had me texting family in the Netherlands for some help in translating. Yes, I could have looked up the Dutch to English translation on my own, but it gave me an excuse to say hello on my Ghanaian family’s Whatsapp group chat . . . even if I sent the message at 9 pm (NYC time), which is 3 am in Amsterdam.

 
 
 

Sam Ryder – Space Man – United Kingdom 🇬🇧

No words about how much I really enjoy this song. Word on the street is that he is going to some amazing staging for ESC2022.

Amanda Tenfjord – Die Together – Greece 🇬🇷

There’s just something about her voice that keeps this song in my head. Also, the song is kind of different because there is no music for the first part of the song. I do worry that my opinion might change once I hear a live version of this song. Also, I wonder how she is going to do the audio modulation with her voice at ESC2022 since performers cannot use special vocal effects in the contest.